Sooo, Where is Waldo, er, Bob Ruyak? Inquiring minds want to know. Does he have the gall actually to enter the building? Walk around? Are the partners(who is left anyway?) so supine that they will let him "manage" the windup of the firm? Will he set his own compensation for that? Can he afford all the legal fees soon to be incurred? The silence on this has been surprising.
Winston & Strawn has trained a bunch of bed bugs to crawl into peoples' ears and subliminally manipulate a person's behavior. They intend to secretly distribute the bedbugs in the Howrey conference rooms and thereby exercise control over the Howrey partners during the dissolution vote on Wednesday.
Good night, Howrey. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
..Goodnight officeGoodnight bonusGood night strategy jumping over the logicGoodnight deskAnd the red balance sheetGoodnight BobGoodnight MattGoodnight summersAnd goodnight bummersGoodnight brosAnd imaginary slam piece hosGoodnight big leasesAnd Dewey taking all of the piecesGoodnight document reviewAnd goodnight briefsGoodnight AdvantageGoodnight Focus(TM)And goodnight to Ruyakwhispering "hush" (it's fine, FINE, I tell you!)Goodnight to Brussels and San Fran starsGoodnight Bar Bri feesGoodnight junkets beneath palm treesGoodnight Howrey.Good morning, welcome to Wal Mart.
I feel sick...