Sooo, Where is Waldo, er, Bob Ruyak? Inquiring minds want to know. Does he have the gall actually to enter the building? Walk around? Are the partners(who is left anyway?) so supine that they will let him "manage" the windup of the firm? Will he set his own compensation for that? Can he afford all the legal fees soon to be incurred? The silence on this has been surprising.
Winston & Strawn has trained a bunch of bed bugs to crawl into peoples' ears and subliminally manipulate a person's behavior. They intend to secretly distribute the bedbugs in the Howrey conference rooms and thereby exercise control over the Howrey partners during the dissolution vote on Wednesday.
..Goodnight office Goodnight bonus Good night strategy jumping over the logic Goodnight desk And the red balance sheet Goodnight Bob Goodnight Matt Goodnight summers And goodnight bummers Goodnight bros And imaginary slam piece hos Goodnight big leases And Dewey taking all of the pieces Goodnight document review And goodnight briefs Goodnight Advantage Goodnight Focus(TM) And goodnight to Ruyak whispering "hush" (it's fine, FINE, I tell you!) Goodnight to Brussels and San Fran stars Goodnight Bar Bri fees Goodnight junkets beneath palm trees Goodnight Howrey. Good morning, welcome to Wal Mart.
Sooo, Where is Waldo, er, Bob Ruyak? Inquiring minds want to know. Does he have the gall actually to enter the building? Walk around? Are the partners(who is left anyway?) so supine that they will let him "manage" the windup of the firm? Will he set his own compensation for that? Can he afford all the legal fees soon to be incurred? The silence on this has been surprising.
ReplyDeleteWinston & Strawn has trained a bunch of bed bugs to crawl into peoples' ears and subliminally manipulate a person's behavior. They intend to secretly distribute the bedbugs in the Howrey conference rooms and thereby exercise control over the Howrey partners during the dissolution vote on Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteGood night, Howrey. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
ReplyDelete..Goodnight office
ReplyDeleteGoodnight bonus
Good night strategy jumping over the logic
Goodnight desk
And the red balance sheet
Goodnight Bob
Goodnight Matt
Goodnight summers
And goodnight bummers
Goodnight bros
And imaginary slam piece hos
Goodnight big leases
And Dewey taking all of the pieces
Goodnight document review
And goodnight briefs
Goodnight Advantage
Goodnight Focus(TM)
And goodnight to Ruyak
whispering "hush" (it's fine, FINE, I tell you!)
Goodnight to Brussels and San Fran stars
Goodnight Bar Bri fees
Goodnight junkets beneath palm trees
Goodnight Howrey.
Good morning, welcome to Wal Mart.
I feel sick...
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